Well that was fugly
Fucking pathetic start.
Well, that was poor
What a lovely start. They have eight more to wake up.
So glad they tried to make Gilbert throw some pitches.
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Weak tea.
Thanks guys that was just the first inning we needed
These bats need to unfuck themselves post haste.
FIFY
So a team that caught fire in the second half and barnstormed through the wild card round is still hot. It’s not like that hasn’t been the Astros in the past.
Pass the greenies Adderall and get this party started.
About to start throwing shit in the house.
It will be more effective than JV
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Who the fuck is this guy on the mound for the Astros?
I am faaar from gruntled right now.
Fuck and fuck again
I still have faith. It’s not the first time the Astros have upset me in the early innings of a game.
Infield in is a bad call here
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To quote a classic film -
Desperation is a stinky cologne.
That’s one way to make sure the infield doesn’t matter
Wtf? Why not a slider there?
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STOP THROWING UP FASTBALLS WITH TWO STRIKES YOU FUCKING MORON!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!