Altuve you suck!
Pick him up, Peña!
I think I’d rather have Framber hit.
He is completely lost
“More of a pull hitter now, especially with the Crawford Boxes there”.
What, do you think they fucking MOVED?
I don’t believe I’ve ever seen Altuve so lost.
I wish he would have tried to bunt for a hit.
So they force the Astros to open the roof, and now everyone is complaining about the wind?
Cheaters make the wind blow
Jeebus
Don’t expand, Jeremy.
I may have to start breaking shit.
Keep the line moving, Yordan.
Alvarez is almost as lost. Missing pitches begging to be crushed.
I’m guessing Severino has been told this is his last inning.
Fuckshit.
Ugh.
Strike 1 was the pitch to hit
Seems like everybody’s trying to hit a five run home run.
It’s pretty crazy that this team is competitive when Altuve and Yordan are both complete zeros.