It wasn’t in the Crawford Boxes, dumbass, it was off the fucking wall.
Execute your pitch, Framber and get this out.
Diaz was not shaky, Mr. Announcer.
phew
Frambo!
Oh, but he must have been: after all, the ball was hit by the inestimable Aaron Judge.
If a Yankee catches a can of corn it’s a nice job of staying with it, if it’s an Astro then they struggle with it
Try to keep up
I start the next inning with Stanek getting loose
You know, I love Jose Altuve. I wish him nothing but huge amounts of success. I know he’ll come through.
Get us started, Machete.
Started.
Handing out the sunshine.
OK Jose, I’m sendin’ thoughts and prayers.
Get a pitch to drive and do damage, Jose!
Bat Maldy leadoff
Perhaps a kinder, gentler hand is necessary.
Machete is an on-base machine.
Now would be a great time for Altuve to break his O-fer.
What are you looking at, Jose? Even with two strikes, that was nowhere close.
Way outside