Maybe we all need to go the nearest Whataburger and get a Frito pie cheeseburger right now
Throw in Tucker, and this is a regular three bean suck salad.
The Astros offense has been absolutely embarrassing aside from Machete and Bregman. Fucking Alvarez is just flailing.
Totally forgot about that stiff.
One more of these commercials and I’m going to shove an Applebee’s burger up Black Adam’s ass
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Your 1, 3, and 5 hitters have been absolute shit.
You can add in the 7 hole, too.
They can only hit in even numbered spots.
It’s a Star Trek lineup
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Yeah Diaz has been horrible too
I support taking a stand against bullying.
But let’s keep taking the Yankees lunch money.
I’ll take it!
Just your classic 5-6-3!
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Jeremy on the spot
Nice!
He’s been the best Astro this postseason.
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And Peña
Daaaaayyyuuuum! It wasn’t even that close.
Just like you draw it up.
We unleashed a lion.
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