Not what I had in mind, but I’ll take it.
Stroman is too short to catch a throw that far off the bag.
Isn’t this the time where they gush about Volpe’s arm?
Keep the line moving, Tuck!
B5:
Dubon taps back to the mound
Caratini singles to CF, just the Astros’ second hit
Altuve bunts for a single, Caratini to 2B
Alvarez grounds into 3-6 FC, return throw is wild, Alvarez to 2B on a TE6, Stroman then throws it into the 3B dugout as Caratini scores, Alvarez to 3B on the TE1
Tucker grounds out 4-3
Astros plate an unearned run…lead 3-1
Mushinski pitching. Bryan Abreu warming.
T6:
Mushinski in
Rizzo strikes out swinging
Verdugo…full count…fans throwing shit on the field…flies out F7
Volpe lines out to LF
3-1 Astros
Alvarez with a nice shoestring grab!
Now assuming we’ll get Abreu-Pressly-Hader. Which is what we’ve all been waiting for.
I thought Abreu was permanently suspended for being a cheating cheater or something like that.
It’s getting to them that is going to be the big question this season. I wonder what free agent relievers are still available.
Way to get things started, Bregman.
This fucking ump is a joke.
Fuck you, blue. Give me robo zones ASAP.
Ausmus is the Yankee Bench Coach?!?!?
Anybody who thinks the Yankees don’t get favorable treatment isn’t paying attention.
Come on Abreu, find some grass.

Anybody who thinks the Yankees don’t get favorable treatment isn’t paying attention.
The Yankees are the MLB version of Duke basketball.
You started your swing after the ball was off the plate, Jose.
Need a big knock, Peña.