Get this out, Hunter.
I hate this ump cam.
Fuck you. ump!
T4:
Volpe strikes out looking
Wells…full count…walks
Wells to 2B on a wild pitch
Cabrera flies out F8, Wells tags and moves to 3B
Grisham pops out to 2B on strike five
2-1 Astros
That was fucking strike three, blue.
Hunter is going to have to learn to put hitters away quicker.
Trying a different cigar tonight. Placensia Alma del Fuego box pressed.
Yep. Too many 7-8 pitch at bats.
Astros pitching being a shit show?
Never!
That was strike four.
Offense ain’t exactly been a juggernaut either.
Need more runs, Astros’ offense.
Hunter actually looked a lot better than last year, but he’s got to stop having so many long at bats before getting outs.
Now would be a good time for your first hit of the season, Abreu.
This umpire’s “zone” is pissing me off.
Should we start a betting pool as to when Jeremy Peña hits a home run again?
Pena may never hit another homerun.
B4:
Diaz draws a leadoff walk
Abreu…who owes us a run…lines out to RF
Peña…full count…grounds into 5-4-3 double play
2-1 Astros
“Infinity” is a legitimate guess.
He’s never gonna see another fastball because he keeps hacking at slop sliders in the dirt. The new stance doesn’t help when you’re four feet from making contact.