Well, were gonna need 8 runs, some duct tape for Joe Buck’s mouth, and some scissors to cut off Joc’s necklace. Send out the McGyver signal!
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I take it back: this is torture.
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Good night.
Thanks for everything you do here Waldo.
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Clearly. How do you go down looking when you are down 7 runs in the eighth?
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Bottom 8
Matzek pitching
Diaz pinch hitting for Siri – looks at breaking ball strike 0-1, FB inside 1-1, fouls 1-2, fouls off breaking ball still 1-2, looks at breaking ball that drops in for strike 3. Backward K.
Gonzalez pinch hitting for Maldonado – ball one low 1-0, FB high 2-0, FB inside 3-0, FB in for a strike 3-1, fouls off high inside FB 3-2, looks at breaking ball that catches inside corner. Backward K.
Altvue – swings and misses a low inside breaking ball 0-1, breaking ball low 1-1, waves at a high FB 1-2, breaking ball drops into outside corner for strike. Backward K.
End 8 Atl – 7 Hou – 0.
I can’t go to bed. The menfolk all have retired to their various rooms in the house in frustration. I alone hold the candle of… something that was going to be poetic, I think, but my brain seems to have momentarily fritzed. Anyway, I’m still here.
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Stay up for the Correa farewell, I guess…
I think it’s spelled cnadle.
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My wife, who hardly ever watches baseball with me, just said, “This is embarrassing”. Sigh.
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Yes, because that’s JUST what I want to see, the Atlanta fans going crazy. Bah, shitfuck.
Looking forward to him ripping off his Astros jersey to reveal his Team Boras shirt in the post game.
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I can handle losing. I can’t handle a lack of fight.
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She’s not wrong.
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Canoodle?
Post of the night right here!!!
Thanks for the excellent pbp jnh!
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There is a God. The fans next to me left. The young one was scratching his ass so much i thought he was looking for gold. I almost told him so. It was a moment of restraint I’ve never had before.
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I guess Taubman and Fiers bad karma is greater than racism bad karma. So sad.
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Wherever you are in the stadium, look up and you’ll see a blue speck waving at you. That’s me!
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Hiiiiiiissssss
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