World Series Game 5: Astros vs. Everyone and the Void

Off the pitcher up the middle…that’s how it’s going so far

Swanson – first pitch popped to shallow center F8. one out.

Nice bunt, meat.

Minter – bunts and pops up to Maldonado. Two outs. Man on first.

Jesus Christ, Maddux is 100000 years old.

I thought I accidentally turned on AMC and was watching a Walking Dead show. Dude looks embalmed.

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Sounded like he crushed it on tv. Fox must have the bat mic on overdrive

The fans certainly thought so.

Don’t worry, you can hear the fucking shitbag white trash polesmokes chanting loud and clear.

He could probably throw 5-6 scoreless innings against our lineup right now.

Got REALLY lucky there. That was Framberesque meat.

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Soler can put a charge into a ball.

BP pitch

Most big leaguers can mash a fastball center/center.

Let’s fucking GO already

Come on you slop jar full of nuts, score us some goddamn runs!

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Bottom 4

Urquidy pitching

d’Arnaud – ball high 1-0, swing and miss 1-1, FB called strike 1-2, grounds up the middle for leadoff single.

Swanson – first pitch popped to shallow center F8.

Minter – bunts and pops up to Maldonado FO2.

Soler – looks at FB in for strike 0-1, FB high and inside 1-1, FB low and outside 2-1, curve low 3-1, fouls a change up 3-2, hits a FB over the fence, but foul still 3-2, fouls change up still 3-2, grounds to Altuve playing left of second with the shift. 4U for the force out.

End 4. Hou – 4 Atl – 5.

Which brings me to this. The obvious and just thing that needs to happen is for Correa to get on base and Yordan to smack a Braves fan mid-chop in the forehead with a 450 footer. Let’s take the air out of that place.

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Would it be too much to ask an Astro to steal a bag?

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Top 5

Minter pitching

Correa – swings and misses 0-1, fouls a low inside breaking ball 0-2, fouls off high inside FB, hits inside offspeed pitch to center for single.