Fuck that, MM? Luck out?
Defensive swing that stayed fair.
He’s like a lab mouse that keeps going to that one feeding tube even though it’s been weeks since it got any food from it.
That pitch was in the other batters box.
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Damn, not quite deep enough
When it hops just past the pitcher, that’s a little luck you need.
Have I mentioned that Brantley is never gonna hit another home run. Ever.
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Expanded there.
The pitch was a worm burner the whole way.
PROFESSIONAL HITTER
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Uncle Mike!!
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Way to pick him up, Uncle Mike!
Brantley continues the hit parade!!
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Professional hitter right there.
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That’s quite a fart.
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The Avunculator ™
Ok. Now a fucking zero!
PLEASE!
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Come on Maldy.
Guide him thru the second time thru the order.
Brantley’s business card:
Have Bat - Will Hit
Michael Brantley
Houston Astros Left Fielder
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Help me.
I have two millennials sitting next to me here at the park who have both been on their phones the entire game.
I’m. Gonna. Snap.
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