Word
Sit your pearl-clutching ass down.
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Agree.
How many 0-2 counts dissolve into 2-2 or 3-2 because pitchers pepper the opposite box?
Sit down, meat!
Then stand up and jog out to the field.
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What a peenā¦
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SIT DOWN, MEAT.
Your parents never hugged you for a reason, Joc.
Who gets the 9th? Yimi?
I would think Graveman.
Siri no hit curveball. Jobu needs a refill.
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Does Siriās at bats look as bad as they sound on the radio?
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Worse.
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Siri canāt not swing.
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That one did. The others, no.
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Seems like Alvarez/Tucker/Brantley OF in ATL is more and more likely, no?
Are you saying Jesus Christ canāt hit a curveball?
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Graveman for me.
Yes I think so.
I got two for this one:
Heās had a bumpy night, so perhaps theyāre Bette Davis eyes.
Or
Heās getting killed, so perhaps he has Gary Gilmoreās eyes.
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Someone should let Siri know pitchers are allowed to and will throw breaking balls in the fucking World Series.
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Wrightās got a pretty good bender.
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