World Series Game 1: Houston vs Everyone

Memo to Jose Altuve: Don’t make an out.

It was on the big board!

Astros’ offense: Wake the fuck up and score runs. Altuve and Bregman: unfuck yourselves at the plate.

Yes they showed it.

Fuck Hallion.

Right, but if you want to get any more calls, wait for the umps to call it, not just the glaringly obvious video that Hallion somehow missed in the first place.

Fuck him.

I doubt that Manfred selected the umps, but fuck him, too, just for good measure.

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He has no business working a WS game. He was garbage behind the plate in the White Sox series.

Castro to lead off

Wait for Ron Kulpable

Good time for him.

Well, he gets the plate tomorrow, so you’ve got that to look forward to.

Shit

Or at least swing at a strike.

Great. I can boo from my seat in 316, along with Leslie.

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That should be an especially fun time.

I’m depressed.

Would the real Astros’ offense please stand up?

It’s just a weird, bipolar team. They could come out and destroy the baseball tomorrow.

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Rolled over a fucking hanger