World Series Game 1: Houston vs Everyone

Wow, that looked like a routine play.

The words of a longtime married man.

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Bunt or don’t swing Maldy.

And it ain’t even my birthday.

McCormick has to take 2B here.

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Didn’t listen

Come on Machete. Stay short and go up the box

Fuck it. I’m in a gambling mood. Swing away!

Already playing with house money in my mind.

Yuli needs to score. Period.

Just on top of that cement mixer

Alright Altuve

2nd worse possible outcome.

I’ll take it.

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Altuve: Have a great at bat and get Yuli home.

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Fucking hell.

MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Damnit, Altuve.

Good night that was awful.

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Altuve has been absolute garbage tonight

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