World Series Game 1: Houston vs Everyone

Well that’s that. We get one time through the order.

There’s a pandemic of slapdickery.

…and not a single auspice to be found.

Welp.

Tmw’s score is 0-0.

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I think the there’s a Murder She Wrote on.

This game is not over. The Astros are more than capable of putting up 6 runs on the Braves’ pitching staff.

So far. But where do the runs go if the scoreboard rolls over?

Framber was an absolute dumpster fire, and the last 2 runs are on Dusty and the brain trust.

Why leave him out there to give up more runs? He was done before he fucking started tonight.

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Don’t forget the 5 run deficit

Oh, it’s on, alright.

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Can we just go home and save the pen?

Every. Mother fucking. Time.

Your optimism is cute, Pollyanna.

Sorry that I’m not a giant quitter in the third inning.

Nut the fuck up.

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I’m glad that pitch was to d’Arnaud and not a real hitter.

Odorizzi for the 4th

I would 100% refuse to move and make them file out the other way.

Man, I’m way more pissed just thinking about this than I am at Framber.

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Let’s not use up Odorizzi too

Good call ump! Good job, so far, Yimi.

Exactly. Too early to roll over. Find some backbone GZ!

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On the slightly plus side, they’ve all been gone for half an inning and counting.