2 rbi Toro!
He owes you a pair.
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Toro up with a chance to do damage. Ball, ball, foul, ball just below the knees, smoked to right center. A single scores two! It’s 6-0 Houston.
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Where the fuck is Toro?
THERE the fuck is Toro.
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Doing a great job, RTB.
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Yes, if this results in a win, you are hereby ordered to report for play by play duty until further notice.
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I didn’t think TLR could do anything else to lower my opinion of him.
Then he broke out that silver necklace.
Does it have an Italian horn?
Straw…check swing strike, ball in the dirt as Toro steals second. Count is 1-1 with no outs.
Foul
Foul
Foul
Ball
Wild pitch for a ball. Toro to third. Full count
Foul.
Great at bat by Straw as he hangs in
Cease about to make his 32nd pitch of inning
Swinging strike. 1 out
Does it have a Mercedes hood ornament hanging from it?
Toro even looks like the bull in the Bugs Bunny cartoon. Am I the first person to notice this?
The one that sharpens his horns on the rotary wheel? I have not made that connection yet, no, but I’m open to it.
Castro up…ball, strike looking, ball, ball, ball 4. Castro to first and Toro still at third. One out and White Sox make a change as Astros chase Cease.
He Ceased to be effective.
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I’m reminded of the line from Bouton when the manager came to get him after a particularly rough outing: “what took you so long?”
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Si.
White Sox bring in a righty, Zack Birdy, who was just called up today.
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Altuve…strike looking, sacrifice fly to deep right center. 7-0 Houston. Castro at first with 2 outs.
Or the guy who is getting pounded, and the manager askes the catcher “How is his stuff?” Catcher replies “Dunno. I have not caught one yet.”
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