I have a million things that drive me crazy but if you think I’m going to disclose any of them around here you’re out of your goddam mind.
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I’d rather be ushered to crazy, than driven.
You have to go in reverse if you’re gonna drive me crazy.
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My standard line when my wife says something is driving her crazy:
That’s a short trip.
Yes, she’s lucky to have me.
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Mike S just delivered a box of wine to our house. He didn’t look at all like I expected, but I did think the uniform was snazzy.
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At least he was wearing pants this time. Last time he delivered to my house he took a leak in the flower bed.
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Dude, @MikeS sells boxed wine? I bet you can get it cheaper at Costco.
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I can hear Mike grumbling now…”it’s a CASE of wine, you Philistine.”
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He said he sold it all to me!
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I tried to but @NeilT threatened to renew his law license and sue me in front of Aileen Cannon. I don’t want to go to Alligator Alcatraz. It’s in Florida.
@HudsonHawk if you had let me help myself to the rum and your humidor, your flowerbed would’ve been fine.
@das you’re not wrong. It’s better and cheaper at Costco. Also, boxed wine is 3L per container. Therefore, three boxes is legally a case (the TTB considers a case to be 9L or 2.3775 gal.).
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So …I don’t get “ranch water”. There, I said it.
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You can put that in the same bucket as hard iced tea.
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A favorite of those watching their figure, in my experience.
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That deserves two hearts or more from me.
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I went to Griff’s on Sunday. It’s like the Tardis now because it looks the same from the outside but inside is all very new and modern.
They still give out jello shots for Texans’ TDs, and they came think and fast towards the end of the game.
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They managed to capture the same charm with better lighting an inch less of grime.
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I opened a bottle of Fine Disregard Semillon tonight. That’s the best white wine I’ve had in a long time.
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Thank you, Neil!! So glad you enjoyed the Semillon. Was it the Bedrock Vineyard? Was in NYC all last week on sales trip and folks really liked that wine. Looking back, wish I’d made more of it.
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Yes, and I wish I’d bought more of it.
More than happy to sling you some more Semillon. We have a whopping four cases left in inventory, fyi.
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