Tyler Bauer

… needs a lift home:

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/reds-trevor-bauer-has-300k-sports-car-destroyed-in-bizarre-accident-at-dealership/

Insert John Candy meme from Plains, Trains, and Automobiles: “That’ll buff right out”

ducks punch from HH

Serves that asshole the fuck right.

He’s a heartless fucking asshole. Karma is a beautiful thing.