Twins @ Astros, 5/29/2023 - Memorial Day Matinee

I was thinking the same thing. Tough task asking someone to pinch hit against 103mph.

Abreu in, Kepler at 2B

Shit

First pitch, it’s 7-5

Wow Abreu.

Fucking serve it up.

What. The. Fuck.

That was the hangingest hanging slider in the history of hanging sliders

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I can’t understand why Abreu would throw a first pitch slider to anyone.

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Well the last three hitters of this game have sucked donkey balls.

Single, walk…two on, one out

Abreu strikes out the side, but not before some shit

Astros will have the top of the order up, chasing a pair

Anybody else think the Win it All Get it All south looks like a Cap’N Crunch ad?

HPU is on some sort of hallucinogenic drug.

Diaz will start at 2B, tying run at the plate…

Altuve…full count…strikes out swinging

Where’s Earl Weaver when we need him?

PeƱa be hacking…grounds out 5-3

Astros down to their last out in Alvarez…

At least it’s a good guy for your last chance

And Yordan carved up.

This one sucked. 7-5 is your final.