Twins @ Astros, 5/29/2023 - Memorial Day Matinee

2-0 pitch

Right down the fucking middle

End of fourā€¦4-1 Twins

I wish I had another brand of beer to switch to

Pop up Bregman needs to go away

Okā€¦at the Stretchā€¦4-1 Twins.

Time to rattle the bats!

And Tucker promptly fucked by the umpire.

This guyā€™s strikezone has been super tight all day.

I guess itā€™s easy to keep your ERA low when youā€™re working with a 24-inch wide zone.

Tucker with a leadoff double!

Iā€™m gonna go outside and cut some grass.

Ah, itā€™s Vic Carapazza behind the plate. Heā€™s fucking awful.

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HPU has completely lost it

Abreu walksā€¦tying run to the plateā€¦

Wow. I canā€™t believe theyā€™re pulling Gray.

Thanks for the walk, blue.

Youā€™re terrible at your job.

Come on, Jakeā€¦a little rake would be welcome

That is weird, at 79 pitches

Got a pitch to hit to start and swung through it.

Jake fucked

That pitch was a foot off the plate.