Twins @ Astros, 5/29/2023 - Memorial Day Matinee

2-0 pitch

Right down the fucking middle

End of four…4-1 Twins

I wish I had another brand of beer to switch to

Pop up Bregman needs to go away

Ok…at the Stretch…4-1 Twins.

Time to rattle the bats!

And Tucker promptly fucked by the umpire.

This guy’s strikezone has been super tight all day.

I guess it’s easy to keep your ERA low when you’re working with a 24-inch wide zone.

Tucker with a leadoff double!

I’m gonna go outside and cut some grass.

Ah, it’s Vic Carapazza behind the plate. He’s fucking awful.

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HPU has completely lost it

Abreu walks…tying run to the plate…

Wow. I can’t believe they’re pulling Gray.

Thanks for the walk, blue.

You’re terrible at your job.

Come on, Jake…a little rake would be welcome

That is weird, at 79 pitches

Got a pitch to hit to start and swung through it.

Jake fucked

That pitch was a foot off the plate.