So I signed up. I hope there’s no background check or mental health exam.
You could get that Trump doctor to write you a letter. He’s venal.
Was venal. He died a couple of weeks ago.
I got put on the waiting list for membership. I’m assuming they found out I once used pictures, descriptions or accounts without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. Man, that one is gonna haunt me forever.
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Fortunately I know someone who can paper over those misdeeds.
You may reconsider once the photos of him in skins and horns surface.
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And a Speedo. Oh, the humanity!
Back when I was on the high school swim team, you’d have paid money to see me in that speedo. Well…maybe not you, personally.
Aaarrrggghhh
I’m trying to envision the aquatic equivalent of the shot put.
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Cannonball from the three-meter board.
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I’m pretty broad-minded, but a catcher on the swim team is just hard to fathom.
Believe it or not, I haven’t always been old and fat.
We tease you because we love you.
I look back at photos of myself in high school and think “who is that string bean”?
We were all of us young once.
Even I was…nah.
No, we know you had a youth, many of us have seen the daguerreotypes.
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Not if you push him down fast enough.
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Nice, Devin
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It me. 6’3” and 145lbs. I could see the ribs all the way up to my collarbone. Yikes. I could run a 4:15 mile though.