Transplanted Washington Senators/arlington mouth-breathers/texas stRangers @ Houston Astros July 23, 2021

Terry goes down swinging for 2nd K of inning, Jake’s 2nd of the T5.
Odorizzi is in a rhythm, perhaps breathing through his eyelids.

Probably. Though I take liquor all over the world. Checked though, of course.

Found out last week my aunt moved to Hawaii last year. Need to go visit.

Holt sends a bit down RF line past a diving Yuli for a 2 out double.
Only 2nd base runner for the mouth-breathers.

I have to catch a fish in Hawaii.

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Love Hawaii and being paid to fly there makes up for all those layovers in Alexandria, La in a roach infested motel at my previous airline.

The fish/seafood is solid all over in Hawaii. I could live on poke and beer.
Which I do on my layovers there.

Ibanez with a decent AB for Odorizzi’s 2nd walk.
1st and 2nd for the minor league team from north Texas.

You know, Holt probably could have gone to any of a dozen teams in the offseason. I wonder if he second-guesses his decision now after spending half a season with this sad sack org. He’s probably praying for a trade to somebody relevant.

We all live with our decisions in life.

Altuve muffs Kiner-Falafels hit.
Texas scores.
7-1 Astros.
Altuve had a good angle on that hit, btw.

Bielak up in the Astros’ BP.

Man, fucking Altuve.

3 run non-error that should’ve been an out.

That sounds like the opening sentence in a Stephen King novel.

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Oopsie

Odorizzi approaching 30 pitches in the inning, gives up a triple to Lowe.
7-3, Astros.
Looks like Jake is out.
He hit that wall with 2 outs in inning and lost his location.

Shades of Correa against KC in ‘15.

Altuve coulda/shoulda made that play, but Odorizzi can’t just give up. Mixing in a few strikes would have helped his cause.

Bielak gets Garcia to ground out to Robel to end the T5.
On to the B5 Astros up 7-3.

Aight, have to take out the pup. She’s barking.
If anyone wants to take over the helm, please and thank you, aloha mahalo.

B5:

Correa…full count…strikes out swinging, as he closes in on 1 for his last 40. He’s as lost as any Major League hitter has ever been.