Poppa’s got a brand new way of bagging people.
Just casually strolling across the river ice, as pop stars often do.
Gravity is by far the leading cause of death for Russians critical of their government.
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You can’t prove that, it’s just a theory.
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The Theory of Deceleration Trauma?
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No Russian is crossing an ice covered river (ie., moving water) in late March. Even an 8 year old Russian would know this.
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That was after he was poisoned, shot, and rolled up in a rug right?
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Shades of the kangaroo court in There Dark Knight Rises.
That was the old style, but sanctions made resources tighter, so now they usually just kill them twice.
You’re confusing her with Rasputin
No, that was Rasputin.
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Everything about this article is fantastic:
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I have a feeling the coming counter offensive is going to be legendary.
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Turkey votes to approve Finland’s application to NATO. They were the last holdout so NATO’s border with Russia just got a lot longer, and a LOT closer to Murmansk.
Both Trump and his boyfriend have had a bad day.
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There’s already 100,000 Russian soldiers in Finland.
“abnormal descent of aviation munitions”
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Is that like a “rapid unscheduled disassembly”?
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One is an oops. The other’s an uh-oh.
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Usually it’s Putin’s opponents making suddenly abnormal descents.
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Отлично!