The Ukraine Invasion

Always weird to see the pope justify war against innocent civilians. I thought the church left that in the dustbin of history a few centuries ago.

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Also great idea from PF, just dont fight back Ukraine! I think that was his advice to the altar boys

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I see the leader of an international child rape ring has weighed in. I will give that opinion it’s due.

Before this war I had not fully appreciated the degree of chauvinism with which the Russians view the Ukrainians. I understand that in Russian literary circles the Ukrainian word for “writer” is used as slang for “hack”. It seems Putin, and a lot of Russia, view Ukrainians with the same disdain that Hitler viewed all Slavs.

I had also not fully appreciated the difference in national character between Russians and Ukrainians. Russians are culturally conditioned to accept authority without question, or at least without objection. Autocracy is their default condition. Ukrainians, on the other hand, are Cossacks. They even say so in their national anthem. Cossacks are the antithesis of an autocratic society. They were (are) a multi-lingual, multi-religious, and multi-ethnic people who were, and were descended from those that would not be serfs. They bowed to no authority but their own.

This is a famous painting: Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks

The men are having a great time replying to the Ottoman Sultan who had sent them a demand for their surrender. They basically told him to go fuck himself. Here is a modern recreation by Ukrainian soldiers:

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A well equipped Ukrainian military will never quit, and will grind the Russians into dust. At some point, this may change from Ukraine’s existence being on the line, to Russia’s existence being on the line.

Also, Putin may or may not have stomach cancer. Hopefully, he will die in the most painful and humiliating way possible.

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Putin’s death, whenever it happens, will cause a scramble that puts The Death of Stalin to shame.

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Also, while Putin’s death may bring to an end this current chapter, it could very easily open a new, worse one.

Slava Ukraine!

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NATO has been delivering Blue & Gold Whoopass by the train load. In about six weeks or so it will be time to open it all up.

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And the Ukrainians are very good at using whatever we give them.

Well, Putin’s big ass speech has come and gone and there was no declaration of war and so no general mobilization. My prognostication abilities have once again proven their worth.

In fact, from what I can gather, it was pretty weak tea all around. On a beautiful sunny day the big military flyover was cancelled due to weather.

He has memorized the Hitler Playbook for Conquests.

Maybe he had something else on his mind today:

And he just had the trolling motor installed.

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Those things have way too much draft for fishing skinny water.

“My superyacht floats in 8 inches. I can get skinnier if the fleet of helicopters are off the deck.”

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Tough out there for the oligarchs these days

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Only coincidental his company called for the war to end.

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Laugh while we can. We’ve got another three years before we deal with this shit at home.

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Finland prepares to apply to NATO. Vladimir Putin responds with a mighty WFW!!!

Finland looks over its glasses with a raised eyebrow and says softly “Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit”. In the background 10,000 Finnish snipers think “I kind of wish a MF’er would”.

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Vlad definitely doesn’t want to go mucking around in Finland.

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They’re like Ukraine, except better prepared and better equipped.