The Split Zygotes @ Astros- 08-24-22

There are no second chances in life.

Except for Altuve.

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Needed that

Up 4 runs in the 9th with three outs to get should not be this hard, especially after last night.

Jaysus

Another chance!

If at first you don’t succeed…

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Tying run back at the plate…

Whew

Win!

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There ya go Monty.

You can unfuck yourself any day now, though.

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Well that escalated quickly - Ron Burgundy

Amazing comment from a guy who has played.

Montero hasn’t been his best self lately,

wasn’t he the one who did the pink panther theme song?

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Holy shit! Are you fucking kidding? Which one of our high leverage inning four guys have been their best selves lately? This is mid-August! They are all tired. Come on, Sphinx. You are too good a baseball guy.

I know there are legitimate reasons why he hasn’t been at his best. I know he is not alone in that regard. I wasn’t complaining but I wasn’t wrong either.

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Wrong? Is that important to you? Every one of the four has had a bad outing lately. I wonder why.

I think they all need to unfuck themselves.

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It’s a long season with ups and downs. Every team pitches through August. Every team gets tired. We have an excellent bullpen and an excellent team overall.

It is fucking August. How long have they been playing? They just came off a long stretch with no off days. The rest of the pen had to cover for Pressly tonight.

I give up. Y’all must have been awesome players. I am sorry I missed seeing it.

32 games in 32 days is a helluva drug…