Perhaps he would like them if they had some damn pockets.
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Pockets are really only good if the skirt is full, it just doesnât look right in a fitted dress.
But, I do love a pocket in a dress/skirt.
A dress doesnât have one place to put my pocket knife.
An ankle holster for the knife looks good peeking out from the skirt.
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Incredibly, BUD closed up 1.5% today. Iâm unsure what to make of that.
So two thingsâŚ
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I havenât seen a woman wear panty hose in over 20 years
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My great grandmother, Granny Wood, always wore these colorful cotton sundresses she made her self. They all had two big patch pockets in the front. In one pocket she kept an assortment of medicines, such as aspirin, mercurochrome, and âsalveâ, whatever the hell that was. In the other she kept a can of Navy snuff and a spit bottle.
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Thatâs why you wear a garter, big guy.
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I went to a funeral today and they were worn.
I wore them to my nephewâs wedding. More as a protective layer in the Denver cold, but I wore them.
My grandmaâs dresses had pockets, I donât really remember her keeping things in them. She did have a bag on her walker that held the cordless phone and remote.
Or a bra, you can put a small knife in a bra.
Tells me that not a lot of rednecks were invested before Budweiser went woke on us.
I wonder if they know what the mutual funds in their IRAs are holding. I wonder if they know it probably holds Nike and Keurig Dr Pepper, too. I wonder if they pronounce it DOCTOR Pepper.
I have an idiot cousin who named his dog Bud Light. (For real.) I wonder if he felt the need to change the dogâs name.
When I wear my sarong I like to keep my knife on a chain around my neck.
I bet the new Bud Light bikini calendars will be nuts.
Go easy now
Theyâll make a fortune in people buying them to burn them in performative outrage
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Alleged intelligence leaker Jake Texeira was promptly arrested and has been charged with âUnauthorized removal and retention of classified documents or material.â
Apparently you can do that to someone who takes home classified documents that theyâre not supposed to have. Who knew?
Very interesting, I wonder what they will do to Biden since he took and hid classified documents from his time as VP? Who knew?
There is a clear difference between Biden and Pence, both of whom cooperated fully to make sure everything was accounted for, and those who knowingly withheld and misled.