The Inevitable What About The Inevitable You-Know-Who Thread Thread

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I watched a few minutes of the replay of last night’s debate. Here’s my takeaway after 10 or 15 minutes. Out of all the candidates only the North Dakota Governor Doug Burgum and the former Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson seemed capable of actually debating. Pence, Christy, DeSantis, Haley, Scott, and Ramaswamy, all acted like whiny little bitches.

Only one of those gets you votes among the Republican crowd. Guess which.

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Here is no republican crowd. In here we are zero.fair, bit at least you allow us to espouse what you consider. Idiocy. Some of us can stand as tall as alruve be beaten down even if we hit for avg. May peace be with you. Leaving for much needed no.

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Well, I think we can all agree that being a whiny little bitch is an outstanding place to begin as a Republican candidate - grievance is a critical foundational element - but to really attract the voters you’re gonna need an A-dult portion of cruelty, ideally directed at the most vulnerable. Simmer that in the crock pot while you’re at work and you’ll cook you up some votes!

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It also wouldn’t hurt to grope some women. Nothing screams “ordained by God” more than copping a feel or two.

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Biden knows a thing or two about that. Slick Willy prefers cigars but that’s another story in itself.

Well, sure, I mean, garden variety misogyny is a baseline, but a little sexual assault or even a lot of sexual assault is always a plus in the eyes of the law and order crowd, alpha male and that. Maybe that’s DEE Santis’ problem, he best get to gropin’.

Seriously, if it were revealed that he’s having an affair with that bottle blonde fuckwit of a press aide who makes a fool of herself constantly I bet you anything his numbers would rocket up into the low teens. Which, incidentally, is right where Matt Gaetz starts to pay attention.

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I’m not sure that’s good enough any more. If you’re not found to be a sexual assailant in a court of law, then you’re just a piker to contemporary Republicans.

This group doesn’t have a single failed casino or scam “University” amongst them. Put that with the lack of felony indictments, and, well, it’s hard to see their appeal to today’s Republican.

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I’ll just leave these right here. Hunter learned from the best.

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Mean while back at the ranch. Do any of you act like the arses in either party? I have no time or the luxury

Don’t forget a trail of funded abortions.

I’d like to see confirmation that he actually paid.

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It does seem entirely out of character.

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According to BetOnline, the over/under betting prop for Trump’s weight is 278.5 pounds.

I thought they were going to let him do like they do with his income and net worth, self-report it.

Without Ronny Jackson manning the scale, this might be Trump’s biggest worry, that his true weight is exposed. Can’t wait to see how he tries to spin it.

Still, that’s a big number, I’d bet under.