The Asswipes from Arlington @ Astros, May 19, 2022

B2:

Altuve singles to SS, Siri to 3B, but rounds 3B and is caught in the pickle. Ruled out for running out of the baseline. Shit baserunning kills that rally.

2-1 Astros.

I assume he had designs on scoring on a throw to 1st.

If it gets by the SS, he can walk home. There’s no point in blowing past the bag. What a maroon.

There was no play at 1B. Seager was gonna eat it until he saw Siri with his head up his ass.

T3:

White grounds out 5-3 on the first pitch

T3:

Semien…0-2 grounds out 5-3

Quick inning.

T3:

Seager…0-2…strikes out swinging

Nice quick inning for Framber. 2-1 Astros

B3:

Bregman…0-2 on a pair of pitches in his eyes…1-2…fouls ball four…grounds out 5-3. That was a shit at bat.

B3:

Alvarez…3-0…walks

B3:

Diaz singles to 3B, Alvarez to 2B

That was a generous single call. This 3B doesn’t seem particularly good.

B3:

Tucker…hacking…0-2…1-2…2-2…pops up to 3B, IFF in effect

Close play.

B3:

Peña…hacking…grounds out 5-3

Another shit inning as Otto threw 19 pitches, two remotely close to the strike zone.

The Astros should have about 7 runs by now. Otto can’t hit the side of a fucking barn, and when he does, it’s meat.

T4:

Garcia grounds out 4-3

T4:

Heim strikes out looking

T4:

Garver draws a four pitch walk.

T4:

Calhoun singles to RF on the first pitch, Garver to 2B