The Asswipes from Arlington @ Astros, May 19, 2022

B1:

Diaz doubles to LF, Altuve scores, but Bregman thrown out 7-5 at 3B

B1:

Tucker singles to RF, Diaz scores

B1:

Peña…full count…flies out F9

But the Astros grab a 2-1 lead

So they scored Diaz’s hit a double, and it clearly would have been with no one in front of him, but not all runners advanced two bases, so I’m guessing that will be revised to a single.

That was my thought

T2:

Calhoun…3-0…3-1…3-2…foul…foul…grounds out 3U

I was sure that pitch was going places.

T2:

Ibanez (I have an Ibanez guitar, and it plays really fast, though it won’t stay in tune for shit) strikes out swinging.

T2:

Culberson grounds out 3U on the first pitch

1-2-3 for Framber. 2-1 Astros

Tonight I’m drinking a Syrah from local winery Bernhardt.

B2:

McCormick…hacking…down 0-2…pops out F3

I’m here to report the the Whataburger Southern Bacon Double Burger is a worthy addition to the menu.

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B2:

Siri…0-2…1-2…foul…singles to LF

The strangers announcers can’t figure out why Diaz hit was changed to a single.

They should keep up with the gz.

B2:

Maldonado…0-2…strikes out swinging

They ain’t exactly baseball genii over there.

Sounds a lot like most Ibanez guitar players.

B2:

Siri swipes 2B

Jeebus Siri.