Texans 2026

How is there no one on the sideline or upstairs in his headset yelling at him to call time out?

And even if he ignores it, don’t call timeout with three seconds on the play clock after letting 37 elapse. He could not have fucked that up any worse.

He seemed bound and determined to fuck that up every way possible.

They win the turnover battle 3-0 yet lose, and even when they had the lead in the 4th it never felt like they had any chance.

And I’d somehow failed to mention that these Einsteins won the coin toss and elected to put the offense on the field. Aces.

Here is to Case Keenum giving us one more amazing game.

Go Case.

Case Keenum tossed 3 touchdowns last night leading the Bears to a victory over Philadelphia.

Point of order, he threw two touchdowns and ran for the third. It was great to see him still out there. What a career!

It’s more than a little disconcerting that the Browns offense looks light years better than the Nexans, especially when the Browns OL features two rookies, a backup, and a former Nexan.

Difficult to put into words how unenthused I am for this game. The bloody marys have helped a bit I guess. Maybe I’ll be pleasantly surprised.

Looks like Nico is a difference maker.

Whoda thunk it?

I’d forgotten he was playing today.

I didn’t know. I assumed he’d be out for the year. Maybe next year, too.

We’re gonna take it 1 play at a time

Is there a more penalized team than the Texans?

They’re in the bottom third of the league, believe it or not.

I do not believe it.

They’ll be top-10 by halftime

They’re working diligently on it.

This is the dumbest motherfucking team, top to bottom, holy shit.

If you get out-clock managed by DeMeco Ryan’s you should have to retire