Texans 2024

Fucking hell.

Perhaps Fairbairn can kick 11 field goals in the 1H and they can hang on for dear life defending a Hail Mary pass.

Fuck this announcer. If a guy is playing, you’re not expected to take it easy on him, and honestly, he pulled up on the hit.

That was ugly.

At least nobody tried to plant a flag.

They planted a Lawrence instead.

No touchdowns against a team that’s 2-9.

Jags are simply running up the middle every single play for 5-6 yards. Everyone knows it’s coming, and they can’t stop it.

Perhaps they’ll catch fire in the 2H

If by catch fire you mean scrape out another field goal, yes, they may very well.

That would up their 2H scoring average.

2H off to a rousing 3 and out.

They may not even get a first down in this half.

The odds they’ll have more yards in penalties than on offense are about even.

If the defense doesn’t score the Texans are likely to get beaten by a 2-9 team playing its backup quarterback. Whatever it will take to make the idiots who run this organization wake up to the fact that things are completely fucked up on the offense, it probably won’t be that.

This game is about to be over.

They are getting increasingly hard to watch.

Now Collins hurt

Now Schultz hurt

That TE delay is about the most clever play they’ve run lately, and it’s not that clever.

Nice to see first downs though.