Texans 2024

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I want to see a beatdown today, but I’m not sure Slowick knows how to do that

You might see a beatdown, just not the one you wished for

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I just switched over after the soccer game. It doesn’t look like the defense seems very interested in their job.

Slowik is incapable of learning. I’ve never seen a football person with such an astounding level of football ignorance. It’s mind boggling.

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Slowik wasn’t one of the FOUR guys who just refused to wrap up Pollard.

This game is gonna be fucking ugly. Wow.

Yeah, this defense is shit today. I’m not sure this team can even limp to a title in an awful division.

No, he’s the one who calls the same negative yardage plays time after time after time.

This is hilarious. What a bunch of pathetic slapdicks. Demeco is in way over his head.

OMG even the special teams’ coach blows.

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Ryans is a good DC

It all begins with the horrible equipment manager. That guy sucks hard.

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Tuned in late, is Anderson active?

Yes, he and Hunter are doing ok

Dumbass penalty.

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How the fuck does a DL line up a yard offsides?

Nico is a fucking gamechanger

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The Texans should just declare they’re going to start 2nd and 14 every drive, and skip first down. Less chance of getting someone killed.

What a well-oiled ref crew. Took 4 minutes to say “no foul”