No, but pretty much any other coach wins that game tonight. Any other coach beats the Packers. You can be happy getting your shit kicked in the second half every week, but don’t drag us down into your own personal hell.
Any team trying to win would fire the OC right now and see if a new perspective might result in a second half touchdown every couple of months. But this is the Nexans and they’re content to take money from the idiots who buy tickets.
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Somewhere Chris Palmer is pouring himself a celebratory drink, no longer the worst OC in team history.
Greg Davis on line 2
I loved that they ran a WR screen 2 or 3 times and neglected to block any of the secondary each time.
A piece of metal from Jerryworld’s roof fell on the field during pregame.
This is probably a sign from above, one way or the other.
September 8, 2002. The Greatest Night in Texans History.
They really need to play well tonight. Hopefully, they can overcome Slowik.
And a penalty against Tunsil negates a 77-yard touchdown on the first play of the game.
Holy fuck Tunsil is a fucking idiot. Why they bring him to the games I have no idea. They worked on that play all week.
WooHoo!
The most impressive part of that drive is that on 3rd and three Schultz didn’t run a 2-yard route.
How the fuck was that not a lateral? He threw it two full yards backwards.
Stroud has serious happy feet from getting pummeled game after game.
Yeah, Stroud has regressed in a serious way. It’s disappointing but, as you say, understandable given the context. I’m not sure that this line is better than the year one line.
Part of it is that teams have a bit of a book on him now, and they’re playing much better teams. So some regression is not unexpected. But he looks shell shocked way too often.
Metchie wanted no part of that block.
He misses far more throws this year than he did last year. He was insanely accurate last year, this year not so much.
No shit. Maybe he had a Tank Dell flashback.
Man I hate these late night west coast games.
My 2 favorite professional tackle football franchises will always be the beloved Houston Oilers (rot in hell and slurp shit in perpetuity, bud adams), and whoever plays the dallass cowboys.
Let’s go Texans.
Well that sucked.