Texans 2024

Beer & Queso
1002

No Nico tonight

No Dell either, I think I heard (back discomfort)

1003

They announced that he was out about 30 minutes ago.

1004

Dell is on the field for warmups. Fuck.

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1005

WTH are these uniforms?

1006

Battle Red!

1007

Red BattleFight!

1008

Dell starting.

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1009

That is “throbbing helmet” red.

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1010

Luv Ya…Red??

1011

It’s simply mindnumbing how fucking stupid Slowik is.

1012

(Texans lead 7-0)

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1013

Needs more purple

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1014

Man, Mixon used his blockers great on that play.

So naturally, let’s hold on the next play.

1015

Thursday night football taketh away, but the long rest giveth back.

1016

The difference in sophistication between the Lions’ offense and the Texans’ is stark.

1017

Wow.

1018

Holy sweet fuck, Slowik. You’re not playing an 8th grade B-team.

1019

Slowik is a serious liability. I say this all the time but everything the offense accomplishes is in spite of the coaching.

Has anyone heard any rumblings in the Comical or on the radio that someone understands that Slowik is a problem?

1020

Man, they’re without their two top receivers, have a shitty O line, can’t run tonight, and have 13 points. Let’s fire Slowik!

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1021

Catches win matches.