Texans 2024

How about a draw? A screen? Something to exploit their aggressiveness.

Metchie was wide open there. If Green even slows a guy down, that’s a huge completion.

Now Green hurt.

I’m not happy he’s hurt but I’m elated that he might not play anymore.

This IS Al Michael’s last year right?

We couldn’t afford that in HS.

I blame Leon Lett

Not going to be a catch

No way that’s a catch

In rugby you’re required to touch the ball down to the ground to complete the scoring play. It means that such dipshittery is impossible.

Unless you’re then England national team captain, alleged Princess Diana paramour and arrogant fuckstick Will Carling. In an exhibition game, he broke the line and cruised into the ā€œend zoneā€, pricked around for a bit without touching the ball down and then got picked up and carried out of bounds.

There was much rejoicing.

This may be the worst display of football since the 1976 Buccaneers.

And we have a 75-yard punt.

So even if the ball touches the ground - catch.

If the ball doesn’t touch the ground and is tucked - no catch.

Got it.

Just wanted to pop in and say…this is the fugliest football game I’ve ever seen. I almost feel sorry for the Jets fans. Almost.

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Run the damn ball

Fucking penalties.

Schultz

RUN UP THE FUCKING MIDDLE!

Joe Mixon, when not injured, is the most important person in this offense. He looks so much better with the Texans than he did withCincinnati. As I construct this comment Herbstreit and Michaels make the same comment.

ā€œInjuries are a part of the game,ā€ as they say. And the rest? Penalties, punts, and turnovers, of course!