Texans 2024

3rd and 5 would have been a nice time for a draw play

This is actually not hyperbole

I havenā€™t seen a draw play in 20 years.

Well, it seems one team made some adjustments at halftime. Guess which one?

Texans coaching staff has been getting schooled at halftime for 23 years.

Need to respond with a scoring drive here.

This is gonna get ugly.

Hell of a ST tackle

Holy shit that was dumb running a punt out of the end zone.

Gotta get a stop here. Give up a score, and itā€™s pretty much over.

Fun with punt returns, the sequel

What an unbelievably stupid play call.

That was almost a disaster.

Isnā€™t this the returner who fucked up a return early on and was sent to the practice squad?

Why the fuck do receiving team guys stand anywhere near a punted ball? Itā€™s just a stupid thing to do, snd even junior high kids know it.

No, this is an entirely new returner in to fuck up a return.

Good. You know how I embrace diversity.

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Yes, heā€™s only active because weā€™re short 2 starting DBs.

Doesnā€™t explain why heā€™s returning punts, though.

How do you not recognize that that theyā€™re rushing 8 guys every fucking down?

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Like I said, this is just excruciatingly boring.