Texans 2023

I have underwear older than Stroud. This is not hyperbole.

I tend to like to recycle my underwear every twenty years or so whether it’s strictly necessary or not.

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I just washed a shirt (it’s now a yardwork shirt, but still) that’s older than my 37-year-old daughter.

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Dropping ~50 points on the league’s best defense is quite a statement.

Damn, my gut can’t imagine such a thing.

If I had a 37 year old shirt I can tell you that there is zero chance it would fit.

Matter of fact, I have a concert t-shirt I bought at a Clash concert in 1982, 1983. It’s pretty close to fitting my son and I can’t wait to put it on him and send him out into the world.

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Should take out CJ and Collins

That last sack almost looked like the line let them though.

Wow. What a beat down.

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If form holds, they’ll go to Baltimore next weekend. I doubt things will go as smoothly there, but they’ve had a heck of a year regardless of what happens there.

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I bet that place was electric.

Yeah, need to root for all the lower seeds

More than it’s been for a Texans game in a very long time. Good to have that electricity.

And for the record…victory cigar is an E.P. Carrillo Allegiance.

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I’m hoping for some home vibes at RayJay Monday but I’m not holding my breath.

Philly’s in free fall so you never know.

I definitely wouldn’t bet against Tampa in that one.

Yeah, the Eagles are better on paper, but they’re all sorts of fucked up right now. Go Bucs!

Its -4 in KC.

And they’re just starting the 4th quarter.

I can tell you from personal experience growing up in Colorado, Wyoming, and Illinois, that’s pretty fucking cold, especially when you factor in the wind.

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Yeah, temperatures in the 20’s, you can work with that. In the teens even, not ideal, but you can work with that. Single digits and below, that’s where it starts to go from cold to really fucking annoying.

I went to an Oilers game in Cleveland one December back when my general idiocy was near complete and relentless rather than merely cheerful and variable like it is now. I had NO idea how to dress for an event where you’re going to be sitting there in the cold and wind for three plus hours. It was not great. I mean, the Oilers won, and that was good, but, man, I needed more than I had.

I’ve mentioned a game I attended in Green Bay that was at the time a top five coldest NFL game, maybe it still is. It was -9 when we left the hotel if I recall correctly. I did know how to dress at that point, but -9 is -9, and that was not a great experience, either, besides the fact that the Texans won.

I do not particularly envy these fans.

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