Texans 2023

Fuck yeah!!

Shit!

Had it the whole time.

Winner!

Fuck you, wannabe Oilers

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Fuck off, Titan organization!!

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Ryans won that at the death, by taking Slowik out of the game.

All I can say is fuck Bud Adams and all of his progeny.

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That’s the only way to respond to these inbreds’ trolling with the uniforms, roll into Possum Holler and beat them with a backup quarterback.

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Yeah, that was some bad Karma for those motherfuckers; players dropping like flies and a big fucking L.

The rancid apple doesn’t fall far from the diseased tree.

Not just a backup quarterback but an avenging Houston legend. That was way more fun than that game had any right to be.

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Derrick Henry has rushed for over 1,000 yards in his last five games against the Texans. Today he had 16 carries for 9 yards.

Bills just get called for unnecessary roughness on a play where there was no contact. God I hate the officiating in this league.

When, in 1993?

Lance Zierlein twitter:

You decide to do Oilers cosplay and then you end up losing in classic Oilers fashion to a team missing 8 starters including QB, top two WRs and both RTs.

The uniforms still have the same juju I remember from watching them growing up.

JJ Watt said that this game should have decided who gets the uniforms, and I agree. They looked so cool, and it was weird rooting against them.

Also, with this win the Houston Texans have eliminated the Houston Oilers from the playoffs.

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Perfect.

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What’s so gratifying about the Texans win is former UH quarterback Case Keenum getting the job done against the “Oilers,” who sent UH a cease and desist letter earlier this year after the Cougars [wore] Oilers-inspired uniforms.

https://twitter.com/brianmctaggart/status/1736501218007003228

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Ok, promise I’m done:

bum

OK, so I lied:

Derrick Henry is the first player in NFL history to have at least 20 touches in a game and produce less than 15 yards from scrimmage.

https://twitter.com/RyanMc23/status/1736518895031202167