Texans 2023

Ryans and Co. typically get pantsed at half time, so I don’t expect this game will get much better.

Worst part of this game is seeing Deandre Hopkins in an Oilers uniform.

Also, #48 is having a good game. The rest of the defense is not.

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That was nice.

Finally! Made a fucking play!

Texans just can’t get off their dicks.

What the literal fuck, Slowik? Just because a play works at Fondren Middle School doesn’t mean it will work in the NFL.

Every time that goddam fullback comes into the game I know full well it’s going to be some unbelievably stupid shit.

I glanced up at a TV and saw a highlight and cheered inside as the Oilers made a great catch. Then, I realized I am old, distraced and that Roger Goodell can catch a new virus for allowing the Titans to wear those uniforms today.

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How the fuck do you let a receiver get that far behind you?

I don’t know, and neither do I know how you call that a catch in the first place.

Yeah, the ball was on the ground three yards behind him. How the fuck do you miss that?

Need touchdowns now.

Texans can’t get off their dicks.

Four or five more field goals ought to do it.

Nice kick, after a bullshit penalty.

Go Fondren Mustangs! (Curious, is there a tie for Slowik to my old Jr High?)

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Five or six more field goals and the Texans can really start to pull away from these guys.

That call was a direct result of that call in the Bills/Chiefs game last week. The league said we have to find more offensive offsides, no matter how bullshit, to justify that call last week.

It’s a shame that call covered up the more egregious illegal formation on the play. RT was a full 3 yards off the line.

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Tunsil gets beat like a drum 90% of the time.