Texans 2023

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH… fuck the Cowboys…

How do you run a 25 yard pattern 5 yards shy of the endzone with no time on the clock?

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Know as the Kubiak Special.

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Or

Ha!

Not the first time he’s used that phrase.

He did it once at a press conference “I want me some glory hole” (comparing winning championships to the oil/gas/mining moneymakers known as glory holes).

His son Stephen quickly jumped in and explained it to the chuckling media.

So now every major sports team in the Metroplex has won a championship since the Cowboys last won one.

…that he likes to stick his cock through holes in the walls of men’s bathroom stalls.

“This is the kind of love kickers get?,” Ogunbowale said as he walked out of the shower area and saw the throng of reporters awaiting him.

Ogunbowale is the first non-kicker or punter to make a field goal in a regular season game since Wes Welker did it for the Dolphins in 2004.

“That’s pretty cool,” said Ogunbowale, who had the ball that sailed through the uprights tucked safely inside his locker. “I might have to give these shoes to Canton.”

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/texas-sports-nation/texans/article/texans-dare-ogunbowale-emergency-kicker-fairbairn-18470707.php

I watched the 4th quarter again. Stroud’s poise is amazing for a first year player.

Tough matchup for the Texans today.

Just kick the field goal and take the points, man.

Sark coaching the Texans?

Tank Dell is having himself quite a game.

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He looks to be a special player

I’m ok going for it there, but the snap has to be automatic.

More uselessness from Tunsil. Is he really the best we can do at that position?

Yes, and he’s better at it that most

He had an abominably shitty 1st half though

He’s awful. They are so much better off without him.

Tunsil is my Texans Abreu. Anyway, that was a very good half of football from the team.

Not a terrible 1H. Moved the ball well, but the turnovers cost points. Defense with some good series. Gotta keep it up.

Stroud is as cool as the other side of the pillow.