Skeeters no more

Never did like that name anyway. https://www.milb.com/news/astros-to-re-brand-triple-a-franchise-at-launch-party

It was an incredibly stupid and embarrassing name. The Imperials would’ve been way better.

ETA, really great place to see a game though.

I’m guessing some sort of star/space-related name, to make the Astros tie more prominent/obvious.

Death Star.

Codebreakers

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Nominated.

Oh, wait….

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Batbangers

I just hoped they fixed the toilet in the 3B dugout.

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I like what you’re doing there. Might as well own it at this point.

The Sugarland Cheat. Their mascot is already designed for them.
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Instead of Friday night fireworks, will they have light switch raves?

Nice. I knew someone would get the reference.

Sure was not I who did.

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That’s underwhelming.

God I hope that’s a joke.

The town is named Sugarland, how hard would it be to come up with something relevant?

Imperials
Canes
Sugar Canes
Pure Canes
Sweets
Sweetness
Diabetics
Machetes

A Joker

I’d be happier with Smokers.

Midnight tokers?

Hell, Sugarland Gangsters of Love would be better.

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