Sea Hags at Astros, 8/14/26

Glad we left Abreu in.

Leadoff walk to Rodriguez, steals 2B on the 1st pitch; Walker with a very nice play on a 1-hopper behind the bag for the force at 1B, runner moves to 3rd; Donovan grounds out to the 2B normal fielding position but Pena fields it in front of Altuve, gets the out at 1B, run scores though; Raleigh walks on a full count; Robles bunt single to the P where Abreu tried a 30 foot underhand toss, safe by a step or 2; Rulebook 2B scores the runner from 2B…fuck this inning

Lucky that ball bounced out of play.

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Fuck you, Abreu. There are so many guys on this team I dislike intensely, it’s pretty annoying.

I blame the booth for highlighting Abreu’s massive drop in walks over his last 20-something games

Inning over, but Abreu chokes on his dick as both walks score.

New ballgame, 5-5

I did not fail to notice that. Thanks a lot, Esch. As Ash said, Way to go, Esch.

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2 runs on one ball hit out of the infield.

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I cannot stress enough how much I dislike Eshenfucker

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Altuve hacking at the first pitch for a soft ground out

You don’t need to.

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Having to listen to twiddledick Eschenfelder is punishment enough. Why do we have to watch Abreu gag the game away too?

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Varsho carved the fuck up on three pitches.

A nice little six pitch effort by the middle of the order

To the 9th…5-5

Fucking Abreu made me bum a smoke and pace around outside, sounds like I didn’t miss fuckall anything in the Astros half of the inning

It’s too bad Espada didn’t know the game was going to be tied, he could have used Hader last inning.

Oh, hey look.

We have a top notch lefty reliever coming into the game.

Good thing we saved him for a tie game instead of bringing him in to protect a lead with 2 outs, 2 on and a lefty at the plate.

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Hader in to face 2-3-4

It was that motherfucker’s MLB debut. Any competent late reliever should have sent his ass back to the bench with very little sweat.

I still can’t get over the fucking underhand toss to 1B

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