Heunter has retired the first 6 he face. Sanchez lead off the bottom of the 2nd with a homer.
Melton with a 2 out single.
People are saying Melton Mania is sweeping the nation.
Pena singles Melton to second.
I think most people are saying that, and saying it bigly.
Correa takes a 4 pitch walk to load them up for Altuve.
Altuve lines out to LCF.
After 2 Astros lead 1-0
Some dipshit for Colorado his an 0-2 pitch out of the zone for a single. The next batter hits into a routine DP only to have Dubie and Pena fuck it up, and put runners on the corners.
Now it’s tied up. That marketing cocksucker is totally fucked.
Now the Rockies take the lead. Fuck that guy. Fuck this shit.
Motherfucker. Every time that motherfucker gets in the booth shit goes haywire for the Astros.
Who the hell thought that graphic was a good idea down 4-1?
And who the hell thought going for a double there would work?
Shitty teams are the Astros kryptonite.
Losing to this team with Brown on the mound will feel like giving aaay 3 or 4 games.
Good fucking grief this is embarrassing
Just wait until Colorado sweeps the Astros.
I’m at tonight’s game. This whole Orbit/Hello Kitty thing is a bit kinky for my taste.
I’m thinking that the Rockies must be leading their division.
Sincerely, fuck this team against bad teams. It’s fucking sickening.
Embarrassing is an understatement. The Rockies are on par with last year’s White Sox and scored one run in Pittsburgh over the weekend.
I feel like it’s been a trend since AJ left. Of course I have zero data to back that up and those were very different teams