Red Sox at Astros, 8/23/23

One of the best actors of this generation is busy making “The Equalizer 3”

We’d rather not think of your unmentionables

Maldonado is an absolute horrible bunter.

His knees make too much noise.

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He couldn’t land a part in Star Wars 12.

Come on, Jose….

Pauley Shore is in the next Equalizer?

4-pitch walk to Altuve

Your turn Alex.

Altuve walks on four pitches. I wouldn’t think that happens often.

Ok, Bregman, you owe two runs to get back to zero…

Pop up Bregman on the first pitch

“Most pull HR by rightys 370 feet or less”

Boy are we getting arbitrary.

Catcher got cute.

Bush league.

Whomp, whomp

Abreu in

How are you still typing that? It’s late August, those keys should be worn out by now…

Definitely feels like we’ve used up all our runs for the evening.

Or week.