Red Sox @ Astros, June 1, 2021

Chas 1, Tucker/Bregman/Correa 0.

People are yelling about hot dogs.

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A little low, but you still have to protect, right?

It’s a worthy subject.

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We’ve played four
2-0 Astros.

Torres hasn’t called any borderline strikes strikes all day. And that was just a ball.

Mustard and onions for me, thank you.

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Nathan’s with spicy mustard, onions and cheese.

Straw has had more than his fair share of terrible strike calls this season.

I like just mustard.

Or mustard and ketchup (I know, I know).

Or mayo, dill relish, jalapeños, and cheddar.

Who puts mayo on a hot dog??

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Knox, motherfucker.

Among other issues, we have three absolute noodle arms in the outfield.

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Cover the bag, Luis.

Garcia threw the same pitch three straight times to Hernandez

Get your ass over there, Garcia! Yuli just saved you a run and should have gotten an out!

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Hey Luis? Where the fuck were you?

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And now Garcia stomps his dick covering 1B again. Red Sox on the corners, nobody out

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Fucking around with bad ABs and baserunning against the Red Sox—not a winning game plan.

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I just don’t understand what the exact fuck he was waiting for.