Q told us that it was some impostors who played the West Coast series last week so that the the good guys could stay home and rest up and be ready for the last week. But now it looks like the impostors are playing this series, too, and Q hasn’t told us what the new plan is. I don’t know what to think, and my faith is shaken.
McCormick chops out to 3B
This is embarrassing
Embarrassing is putting it mildly.
Gonna need the A’s to help out tonight and tomorrow.
Urquidy out, Garcia in
We have a stable of five inning pitchers.
Garcia blows away Cruz
That’s the modern starter
Urquidy didn’t pitch bad. Got bit by some soft contact and the bloop home run.
Garcia with a nice inning
Now can you swing the fucking bats!
Wacha coming out after 5 innings of nohit ball and 61 pitches is the ultimate Rays move
With us taking 3 of 4 against Angels, and A’s getting swept by Mariners in a 4 game set, no way did I think A’s would sweep us. But here we are, needing their help to either tank against Seattle or us in our final series. Because I’m not sure we can win a game against the Rays.
Wacha out. Kittredge in
They have nothing to play for. Just a bullpen session for him.
And given that we’re now getting to the good part of the Rays pitching, I have no expectation that the Astros can muster a hit tonight.
That ball almost hit Altuve in the dick.
Wake the fuck up, Astros offense.
Altuve had to swing at that one or it would have hit him in the dick.
ETA: Damn, HH beat me to it.
Welp. There goes the no no
There you go, Alex.