Brown with a 1-2-3 first
Pena reaches on a 2-base error on the first pitch
Paredes pops up the first pitch
Altuve grounds out on the first pitch
Walker singles on the first pitch, Pena scores
Tayler flies out in the first pitch
Quick 5-pitch inning, but 1-0 Astros
5 batters, 5 pitches, 2 base E5, pop, 6-3, blooper single and line out to center.
Weird inning, but it’s 1-0 Astros.
Melton a deer in the headlights in his debut at bat.
1-0 Astros after two.
Dangit, I missed his AB
Will Julia be interviewing his parents and gf later?
Just wasn’t ready for that big league breaking stuff.
If his mom and gf are hot.
He got carved the fuck up
Took a perfect throw on that steal, and Yainer made it.
I’m sorry to say it, but I think we can expect a lot more of that from him. He’s never really been able to handle breaking stuff. Very toolsy player though.
Which tools? Because if they’re the wrong ones…
Walk by Dubon, single by JP…Astros on the corners, nobody out
Since you’re living in the television future, be sure and give us normals a heads-up
I’m at my dad’s house, so my crystal ball is offline.
Paredes with a horrible at bat.
Altuve pops up a pitch that bounced.
Up to Walker
Walker carved the fuck up, caught looking on three pitches
Astros squander an opportunity. 1-0 after three.
I’m not in the clubhouse, but he sure seems like he could have used a day off.
So they’re interviewing Melton’s wife. His mom is probably hotter.
Middle of four…1-0 Astros