Rays @ Astros, 7/29/2023

Chas you magnificent bastard

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Chas!!

Siri decided to do some parkour a la Michael Scott and Dwight.

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I like rbi doubles

Yainer!!

Apparently Yainer’s pants couldn’t contain his excitement about that double

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I guess i’m glad i can’t watch this one.

Why send him Gary?

Diaz seemed to run out of steam.

Tag with the forearm equivalent to glove?

They don’t get him without a great throw. They got a great throw. If it were a 1-run game I’d be more careful; in an 8-run game I’m going to force the issue.

He got him with the glove.

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2-out walks…grrrr

Attaboy!

HB!

Ok, now I’m on my third Third Man…which is technically 27 men.

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Chas is on some kinda roll!

I’ve never had one, so I don’t know if they combine geometrically or linearly, but it seems like you’re still doing math correctly, so I think you’re good for more.

Jesus.

Peña’s swing zone is an entire Altuve.

On his tiptoes.

Exponential drinking.

I nominate the Third Man for Official Cocktail of OWA.