Put some miles on that one.
Maybe if he didn’t throw that cement mixer…
I feel he is getting well compensated.
Hey, to his credit it was a cement mixer AND right on the center square.
If you’re gonna throw a bad one, may as well put it on a tee too.
I’m enjoying the NBA version, relying heavily on the 80s and 90s.
NFL is not as much fun. The achievement categories are good but beyond that it’s backup qbs and journeymen linemen much of the time.
NHL not even gonna look at it.
I couldn’t name nine NHL players.
The Astros pitching staff is quite lucky I’m not the pitching coach.
There would’ve been 2 times tonight I would’ve come out for a mound visit just to slap the fuck out of whoever was pitching.
ETA the 2nd of which would’ve been that walk Montero just issued.
Sure you could
Bobby Orr
Curtis LeFleusterson
Gordie Howe
and 6 others
Finally an out as Siri grabs the Golden Sombrero.
Good chance for Montero to enjoy some success and he’s imploding.
You misspelled “not suck”.
Maybe ‘suck less’
Better.
So help me fucking christ, Montero.
STOP FUCKING SLAPDICKING AROUND YOU GODDAMN SCHLUB
Two down
Oh look… Throwing your fucking dominating fastball not down the middle but still somewhere near the strikezone is actually effective.
Cheesedick.
That’s a winner
Finall!
Anyone care to take any bets on how few runs the Astros score tomorrow?
Montero demoted to 14-run lead mop up man, and he struggles with that. He’s all kinds of fucked up.
All right.
The vaunting was fun, but Brown’s performance was the highlight.
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