Rangers at Astros, 8/11/22

It’s been awhile since Bregs has been to the tracks.

It’s salsa night/day

I see now not quite to the tracks.

And that’s all for Ragarm

King in for the Rangers

Astros radio feed on YouTube is much better, but not by much.
Gracias, HH.

Well done, Alex!!

ETA- radio guys say the arlington mouth-breathers haven’t won a series at The Juice Boxin 4 years.
You hate to see it.
Thoughts and prayers.

Nope. Mainly because I was in the kitchen mixing pine sap I collected from outside and Midori so I can pressure cook it for 45 minutes for my next cocktail.

WTF?

You should probably just grab a bottle of aftershave and drink that.

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You must have missed the cocktail discussion last night.

Hey look not everyone keeps 7 different flavors of bitters on hand for every conceivable whim.

wow, Seager lollygagged that one.

That’s Junior Valentine, who, believe it or not, is not the worst plate umpire in this crew.

That award goes to Phil Cuzzi, standing at 3rd base.

Why does this conjure the image of a wizard mixing his brew over a cauldron, tasting, then declaring it could use a little extra eye of newt?

I wonder if Benchy’s reloading up on Dippin Dots.

Well, he did put on his robe and wizard hat

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BWAHAHAHA

Looks like it’s peanuts.

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Thought they usually spread out the shitty ones?

Every now and then I do get into a T Rex mood. I like his earlier work, mainly.

Sadly, they do.

Junior Valentine’s claim to fame was staying in the game after being hit by an errant throw in the field: https://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/2196806

How else would one make pine sap liquor?