Rangers @ Astros, September 15, 2020

This is the part where we fast forward to spring of 21 and get a shot of you watching Straw play shortstop.

Machete clobbered that ball.

Machete with a leadoff double. Hit that with authority.

What’s all that shit all over Goody’s cap?

Rosin covered pine tar?

I guess it’s rosin. There’s a shit ton of it.

He clearly dabbed his forearm on it.

Looks like someone pied him in the back of the head.

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Springer walks…two on for Altuve…

Cocaine.

I love you Jose, bit I don’t have a ton of confidence in you right now. Please prove me wrong

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Altuve just refuses to not try to hit a 9-run home run.

Well done, Jose.

Altuve walks to load the bases for Brantley…

except for those god-awful hacks.

But we’ll take it.

He swung a mile over/ahead of two spinning sliders right down the middle in that at bat.

Baby steps. Can’t believe he didn’t get another slider on the 3-2 pitch

New pitcher, Hernandez is in. It’s like starting the inning with the bases loaded, which is how extra inning games will start next year in the 8th inning.

Brantley…bases drunk…infield half way…grounds into 3-2 FC.

She don’t lie