Rangers @ Astros, May 15, 2021

Tucker!!!

MotherTucker!!!

K-T Boundary has been crossed.

Well that wasn’t a strike.

Those Rangers fans in RF have seen some action.

Stanek not so sharp so far.

Single and a walk, no outs.

Gallo up, Machete out to the mound.

6-4

Gallo homers on an 0-2 pitch.

6-4.

Still no outs.

Stanek set that one on a tee

Fucking terrible location.

Whew.

Strom out to tell Stanek what’s what.

Told him that if he fucks this up any more, Luis Garcia gets a free punch right in the dick.

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Stanek has completely shit himself.

Wegner fucked him over there.

That was a fucking strike, Wegner.

Tying run on base…one out

Get ready for an upsetting conclusion.

Bielak is indeed an interesting choice here.

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